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Fragrance Specials

Assorted specials clearance at end of Christmas

Fragrance Specials thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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We are all special cases. - Albert Camus

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious. - Albert Einstein

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole


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