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Theories pass. The frog remains. - Jean Rostand

I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog. - Toni Braxton

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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