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He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander


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