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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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