Gold Finger Seating

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Bank robbery is an initiative of amateurs. True professionals establish a bank. - Bertroit Brecht

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump