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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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