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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor


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