Gold Finger Seating

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan