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Run for your life!

Grizzly Shoot thanks to Mike King

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones. - John Maynard Keynes

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper


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