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Guitar Fish Bowl

Goldfish in a musical setting

Guitar Fish Bowl thanks to Jessica Lawrence

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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

We've drifted away from being fishers of men to being keepers of the aquarium. - Paul Harvey

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce


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