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Guitar Fish Bowl

Goldfish in a musical setting

Guitar Fish Bowl thanks to Jessica Lawrence

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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