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Guitar Fish Bowl

Goldfish in a musical setting

Guitar Fish Bowl thanks to Jessica Lawrence

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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