Halloween Chicken
Trick-or-treaters are clucking over this dear costume
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To the raven her own chick is white. - Irish Proverb
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri
The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey
Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien