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Halloween Fruit

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Halloween Fruit thanks to Karen Moore

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

The fruit of silence is tranquility. - Arabian Proverb

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? - Frank Scully

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is. - H. Jackson Browne

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson


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At Home Grave

Boatload Interception

Shadow Seats

Alice In Hulaland

French Army Knife

Putting Your Foot Down

Chicken Rider

ManHole

Hurricane Irene

Day At The Beach

Luxury Bungalows

Baby Brew

Kids Klub

Sheep Dog Distancing

Candy Hairess

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Bag Hang-Up

Dog Spa

Pacman Skeleton

Young Rock Star

Shoplifter Warning

Eavestrough Cat

Bobbie Tickle