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Halloween Pie

Dessert thoughts of mincemeat and skeletons

Halloween Pie thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Lemon merinj pie - Archie Bunker

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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