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Halloween Pie

Dessert thoughts of mincemeat and skeletons

Halloween Pie thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Lemon merinj pie - Archie Bunker

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee


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