Hannuka Plant

Recede: Plant the garden again - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Weed: A plant whose virtues have not been discovered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. - Richard Neville

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash