He Did It

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah