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He Did It

Tracking down the kitchen culprits

He Did It thanks to Keith Blake

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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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Painting The Center Line

Names of the Colours

At Home Grave

Boatload Interception

Shadow Seats

Alice In Hulaland

French Army Knife

Putting Your Foot Down

Chicken Rider

ManHole

Hurricane Irene

Day At The Beach

Luxury Bungalows

Baby Brew

Kids Klub

Sheep Dog Distancing

Candy Hairess

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Bag Hang-Up

Dog Spa

Pacman Skeleton

Young Rock Star

Shoplifter Warning