He Did It

I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin