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He Did It

Tracking down the kitchen culprits

He Did It thanks to Keith Blake

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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