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The cure for grief is motion. - Elbert Hubbard

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

Psychoanalysis is the disease it claims to cure. - Karl Kraus

You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

He has diarrhoea of words and a constipation of ideas. - Unknown

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A Menninger

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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