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A canter is the cure for all evil. - Benjamin Disraeli

The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - Ben Franklin

Psychoanalysis is the disease it claims to cure. - Karl Kraus

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb

You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E Leonard

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle