QuotaBillsEvery man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying
What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams
Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran
If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland
It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw
It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear
In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown