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QuotaBillsGood wine needs no vine. - French Proverb
Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV
I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda