I Don't Want To Get My Pants Wet

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay