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I Don't Want To Get My Pants Wet

Warm weather bird gets chilling reception

I Don't Want To Get My Pants Wet thanks to Keith Blake

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill


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