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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you. - Maya Angelou

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Inside myself is a place where I live all alone. That's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S Buck

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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