iPhone Charger
How not to charge your iPhone
QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. - Oscar Wilde
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown