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QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown
Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen
The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. - Oscar Wilde
I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen
Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown