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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. - Booker T Washington

Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop. - Archie Bunker

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher. - Oprah Winfrey

Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

It is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. - C JoyBell

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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