Italian Chef Memorial

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you'd been the only man in the world. - C S Lewis

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

The slave is doomed to worship time and fate and death, because they are greater than anything he finds in himself, and because all his thoughts are of things which they devour. - Bertrand Russell

Is it the absence of truth, or the suppression of it? The mind cannot accept what the heart has already rejected. Our problem isn't intellectual, it's the death of spiritual morality. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm Italian, but my family isn't stereotypical. I only have one sister and we don't yell or throw pasta at each other. My mother doesn't even have a secret spaghetti sauce recipe. - Jennifer Esposito

If there is a meaning in life at all, then there must be a meaning in suffering. Suffering is an ineradicable part of life, even as fate and death. Without suffering and death, human life cannot be complete. - Viktor Frankl

I was too young to be an avid enthusiast for the franchise, but like billions of people I remember as a child sitting around with the family on a Friday night with pizza and popcorn and a 'Die Hard' movie on. - Jai Courtney

Enthusiasm is the yeast that makes your hopes shine to the stars. Enthusiasm is the sparkle in your eyes, the swing in your gait. The grip of your hand, the irresistible surge of will and energy to execute your ideas. - Henry Ford

I live in Dublin, God knows why. There are greatly more congenial places I could have settled in - Italy, France, Manhattan - but I like the climate here, and Irish light seems to be essential for me and for my writing. - John Banville

An unalterable and unquestioned law of the musical world required that the German text of French operas sung by Swedish artists should be translated into Italian for the clearer understanding of English-speaking audiences. - Edith Wharton

The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference. - Elie Wiesel