Italian Chef Memorial

Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie. - Brian Spellman

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Quit living as if the purpose of life is to arrive safely at death. - Mark Batterson

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Zero: The number of times you’ve gotten to eat most of the pizza you ordered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend. - Katharine Hepburn

People after death become complete again. The blind can see, the deaf can hear, cripples are no longer crippled after all their vital signs have ceased to exist. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. - George Carlin

If only shame were a reliable engine for behavior modification. All it does is make me feel bad, which inspires me to bust open a bag of cheese popcorn, which then makes me feel crappy about my weight. - Ayelet Waldman

Reality: 1. The dream of a mad philosopher; 2. The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it; 3. The place where the pizza delivery man comes from; 4. Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Taxpayer: 1. Incomepooped; 2. A person who resents that death and taxes don't come in that order; 3. A person who has the government on his payroll; 4. One who doesn't have to pass a civil service exam to work for the government. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com