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Italian Chef Memorial

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Italian Chef Memorial thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Death can hide but not divide. - Vance Havner

Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Biography is one of the new terrors of death. - John Arbuthnot

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

He hungered for posterity, and he died from hunger. - Gregory Nunn

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

A king who feared wasps once decreed that they were abolished. As it happened, they did him no harm. But he was eventually stung to death by scorpions. - Idries Shah

My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death. - Smaug

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. - George Carlin

Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status. - David Marnet

If only shame were a reliable engine for behavior modification. All it does is make me feel bad, which inspires me to bust open a bag of cheese popcorn, which then makes me feel crappy about my weight. - Ayelet Waldman


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