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Kaanapali Sunset

Ending a perfect day at Dukes Restaurant in Maui

Kaanapali Sunset thanks to joe-kster

Kaanapali Sunset thanks to joe-kster

Kaanapali Sunset thanks to joe-kster

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Travel Folder: A trip teaser - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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