Law Frim

Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Lawyers are merchants of misery. - Nancy Levit

Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. - Elbert Hubbard

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a 'brief.' - Franz Kafka

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant