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Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato


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