QuotaBillsJustice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli
The law itself follows gold. - Propertius
Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb
Lawyers are merchants of misery. - Nancy Levit
Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. - Elbert Hubbard
I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb
Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson
To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan
Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries
Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard
Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama
Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller
Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver
Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt
Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel
He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter
It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz
I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny
A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a 'brief.' - Franz Kafka
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan
I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile
You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne
Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem
The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers
The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller
There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte
If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams
I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry
There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant