Laws Of Physics For Goats

Hasty climbers have sudden falls. - Italian Proverb

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - David McCullough

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

We're all capable of climbing so much higher than we usually permit ourselves to suppose. - Octavia Butler

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami