Laws Of Physics For Goats

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Rebuttal: A goat's revenge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - David McCullough

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster