QuotaBillsPalm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus
Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb
Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke
Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett
We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther
Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown
When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin