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Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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