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Freedom is from within. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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