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Herro - here is Chinese script for Robert E. Lee
“Robert E. Lee was married to George Washington’s granddaughter. He worked with Ulysses S. Grant during the Mexican-American war, and became a decorated war hero defending this country. He believed slavery was a great evil, and his wife broke the law by teaching slaves to read and write.
After the civil war he worked with Andrew Johnson’s program of reconstruction. He became very popular with the northern states and the Barracks at West Point were named in his honor in 1962. He was a great man who served this country his entire life in some form or other.
His memorial is now being called a ‘blight’. As they tear down this ‘blight’, keep these historical facts in your mind. No American military veteran and highly decorated war hero should ever be treated as such. This is not Iraq and that is not a statue of Sadam.
Lee was also very torn about the prospect of the South leaving the Union. George Washington was a huge influence on him. He believed that ultimately a states’ rights trumped the federal government, and chose to lead the Southern army.
His Arlington estate, near Washington D.C., was his home and while away fighting the war, the federal government demanded that Lee himself pay his taxes in person. He sent his wife, but the money was not accepted from a woman. When he could not pay the taxes, the government began burying dead Union soldiers on his land. The government is still burying people there today. It is now called the Arlington National Cemetery.” - Jim Serritella
After the civil war he worked with Andrew Johnson’s program of reconstruction. He became very popular with the northern states and the Barracks at West Point were named in his honor in 1962. He was a great man who served this country his entire life in some form or other.
His memorial is now being called a ‘blight’. As they tear down this ‘blight’, keep these historical facts in your mind. No American military veteran and highly decorated war hero should ever be treated as such. This is not Iraq and that is not a statue of Sadam.
Lee was also very torn about the prospect of the South leaving the Union. George Washington was a huge influence on him. He believed that ultimately a states’ rights trumped the federal government, and chose to lead the Southern army.
His Arlington estate, near Washington D.C., was his home and while away fighting the war, the federal government demanded that Lee himself pay his taxes in person. He sent his wife, but the money was not accepted from a woman. When he could not pay the taxes, the government began burying dead Union soldiers on his land. The government is still burying people there today. It is now called the Arlington National Cemetery.” - Jim Serritella
All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers
Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley
Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers
There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli
In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli
What Washington needs is adult supervision. - Barack Obama
The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck
There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant
Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost
In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher
Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley
Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers
There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli
In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli
What Washington needs is adult supervision. - Barack Obama
The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck
There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant
Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost
In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher
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