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Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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