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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay


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