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History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi


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