Losing Season

Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

It's very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing. - Unknown

Temper is the one thing you can't get rid of by losing it. - Jack Nicholson

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

You don't get fired for cheating, you get fired for losing. - Darryl Rogers

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

If you are losing your leisure, look out; you may be losing your soul. - Logan P Smith

The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Gamekeeper: A soccer goalie who doesn't get upset, despite losing heavily - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I think there were times when I was so afraid of losing you that I forgot I even had you at all. - Ashly Lorenzana

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard