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Love Feeding Birds

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Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, then I can achieve it. - Muhammad Ali

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

All of us love miracles. We just don't like being in a situation that necessitates one. - Mark Batterson

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our Love to others and other's Love to us. - Thomas Traherne

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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