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Love Feeding Birds

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Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. - Anais Nin

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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