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Love Feeding Birds

Heart-shaped backyard bird feeder

Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction. - Unknown

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Gratitude is a shortcut which speedily leads to love. - Theophile Gautier

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our Love to others and other's Love to us. - Thomas Traherne

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love. - Henry Miller

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Send me anywhere, only go with me; lay any burden on me, only sustain me; sever any ties but the ties that bind me to your heart. - David Livingstone

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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