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Love Feeding Birds

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Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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