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Love Feeding Birds

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Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells. - Richard Pryor

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna


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