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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.


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