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Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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