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The best of America drifts to Paris. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. - George Bernard Shaw

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Communism has defeated itself everywhere except in American colleges. - Paul Harvey

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

The spirit of America has nurtured responsibility and community unlike any other country. - Stephen Covey

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce

Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton

America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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