Marijuana Tree

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

It has been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. - Mark Twain

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. - Richard Neville

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler