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The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smoking won't send you to hell; it'll just make it like you've been there. - Phil Callaway

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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