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Memorial Day Heroes

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Memorial Day Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Freedom is from within. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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