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Freedom is like oxygen. - Slavomir Rawicz

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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