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Memorial Day Heroes

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Memorial Day Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down the fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged. - Alice Walker

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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