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Memorial Day Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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