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Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

Does your message end with one point like a sword, or does it end like a broom with a thousand straws? - Vance Havner

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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