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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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