Missing Mother-In-Law

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton