Missing Mother-In-Law

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain