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Monday Lisa

Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa on an off day

Monday Lisa thanks to Roy Taylor

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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