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Moose Pedestrian

Unexpected traveler crosses the Passagassawaukeag River in Maine

Moose Pedestrian thanks to Kyle Bradford

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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