Moose Pedestrian

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert