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You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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