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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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