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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King


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