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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves


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