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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem


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