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Mountain Lookout

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Mountain Lookout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

Madness does not go to the mountains; it goes to people. - Greek Proverb

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

You never conquer the mountain. You only conquer yourself. - Jim Whittaker

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

We go by the lighthouse; paddle out. After we got out, we paddled way down to get the biggest peak. - George Downing

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner


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