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Feeling low? Go on mountains. - Prajakta Mhadnak

Beyond mountains there are mountains. - Haitian Proverb

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Mountains are not fair or unfair, they are just dangerous. - Reinhold Messner

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

It was not the mountain we conquered that day. It was ourselves. - Edmund Hillary

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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