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Are you allergic to dogs?

This is Lexi, she's an 8 week-old German Shepherd.
New Home Search thanks to Mike King

I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home. She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who can drive, is a great cook and keeps the house spotless.

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac


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