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Are you allergic to dogs?

This is Lexi, she's an 8 week-old German Shepherd.
New Home Search thanks to Mike King

I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home. She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who can drive, is a great cook and keeps the house spotless.

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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