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Are you allergic to dogs?

This is Lexi, she's an 8 week-old German Shepherd.
New Home Search thanks to Mike King

I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home. She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who can drive, is a great cook and keeps the house spotless.

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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