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Are you allergic to dogs?

This is Lexi, she's an 8 week-old German Shepherd.
New Home Search thanks to Mike King

I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home. She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who can drive, is a great cook and keeps the house spotless.

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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