NFL Military
Finding a place for kneeling NFL players on the battlefield
'I think if North Korea bombs us the military should kneel down and let the NFL players handle it.'
QuotaBillsSkill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert
The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III
Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur
Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth
Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin
All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus
A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison
Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin
Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson
Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann
We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark
In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi
College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker
I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller
I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman
The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee
Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton
I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox
The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne