NFL Military
Finding a place for kneeling NFL players on the battlefield
'I think if North Korea bombs us the military should kneel down and let the NFL players handle it.'
QuotaBillsSalivation Army - Archie Bunker
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid
Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert
The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III
Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch
The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy
A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck
It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman
All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus
A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton
The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin
I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey
Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse
Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann
We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark
In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow
The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly
Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. - Unknown
A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton
I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers
What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne
Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck