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Nope, Didn't See A Thing

Have you found the baby yet?

Nope, Didn't See A Thing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Observant: What a biology teacher tells you to do when out looking for bugs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. - Doug Larson

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy


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