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Nope, Didn't See A Thing

Have you found the baby yet?

Nope, Didn't See A Thing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

A great deal of what we see depends on what we are looking for. - Amish Saying

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. - Doug Larson

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Those who spend their time looking for the faults in others usually make no time to correct their own. - Art Jonak

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus


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