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OCD Guy

He's old, cranky and demented

OCD Guy thanks to David De Kleer

OCD Guy thanks to David De Kleer

Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)
Obsession symptoms
Fear of contamination or dirt
Having things orderly and symmetrical
Aggressive or horrific thoughts about harming yourself or others
Unwanted thoughts, including aggression

Compulsion symptoms
Washing and cleaning
Counting
Checking
Demanding reassurances
Following a strict routine
Orderliness

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It's a funny old world. - Margaret Thatcher

Holy: What my old socks are - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

All would live long, but none would be old. - Benjamin Franklin

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

"The good old days." The only good days are ahead. - Alice Childress

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

No one grows old by living - only by losing interest in living. - Marie Ray

The awful thing about getting old is that you stay young inside. - Jean Cocteau

Why should anybody be interested in some old man who was a failure? - Ernest Hemingway

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

When they tell me I'm too old to do something, I attempt it immediately. - Pablo Picasso

Old age takes away what we've inherited and gives us what we've earned. - Gerald Brenan

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You're not old until it takes you longer to rest up than it does to get tired. - Phog Allen

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. - Unknown

Young people tell what they are doing, old people what they have done, and fools what they wish to do. - French Proverb

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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