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OCD Guy

He's old, cranky and demented

OCD Guy thanks to David De Kleer

OCD Guy thanks to David De Kleer

Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)
Obsession symptoms
Fear of contamination or dirt
Having things orderly and symmetrical
Aggressive or horrific thoughts about harming yourself or others
Unwanted thoughts, including aggression

Compulsion symptoms
Washing and cleaning
Counting
Checking
Demanding reassurances
Following a strict routine
Orderliness
QuotaBills
It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Never complain about getting old; it is denied many. - Dal Richards

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Perhaps one has to be old before one learns how to be amused rather than shocked. - Pearl S. Buck

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself. - Albert Einstein

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk. - Chavela Vargas

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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