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OCD Guy

He's old, cranky and demented

OCD Guy thanks to David De Kleer

OCD Guy thanks to David De Kleer

Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)
Obsession symptoms
Fear of contamination or dirt
Having things orderly and symmetrical
Aggressive or horrific thoughts about harming yourself or others
Unwanted thoughts, including aggression

Compulsion symptoms
Washing and cleaning
Counting
Checking
Demanding reassurances
Following a strict routine
Orderliness
QuotaBills
Old friends are best. - John Selden

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

To select well among old things, is almost equal to inventing new ones. - Nicholas Charles Trublet

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When we grow old, there can only be one regret: not to have given enough of ourselves. - Eleonora Duse

Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it. - Ogden Nash

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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