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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. - Amy Carmichael

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. - Bryant H McGill

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky

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