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Pagan Gods

Baal, Ishtar and Tammuz send their greetings

Pagan Gods thanks to Sylvia Blanchette

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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

When a man is willing and eager, the gods join in. - Aeschylus

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Tradition is the living faith of those now dead. Traditionalism is the dead faith of those now living. - Jaroslav Pelikan

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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