QuotaBillsParking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown
Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham
Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim
In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com