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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

There is no such thing as part freedom: it is all or nothing. - Nelson Mandela

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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