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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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