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Patriot Blood

The seed of Freedom's tree

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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