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Freedom is from within. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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