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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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