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Searching for Peking Street in Honk Kong

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China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

The best way to find happiness is to stop looking so hard. - Kermit the Frog

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now. - Robin Williams

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement. - Donald Trump

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. - Doug Larson

If everything you're searching for remains outside of you, you'll always be chasing. - Kathy Caprino

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

Those who spend their time looking for the faults in others usually make no time to correct their own. - Art Jonak

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing and that's all you'll ever find." - Robert J. Flaherty

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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