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Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. - Kin Hubbard

A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are. - Gore Vidal

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Happiness is always the serendipitous result of looking for something else. - Idel Dreimer

Observant: What a biology teacher tells you to do when out looking for bugs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why He makes so many of them. - Abraham Lincoln

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

Critics search for ages for the wrong word which, to give them credit, they eventually find. - Peter Ustinov

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

Try looking into that place where you dare not look! You'll find me there, staring out at you! - Frank Herbert

It is always the case that when the Christian looks back, he is looking at the forgiveness of sins. - Karl Barth

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

Those who spend their time looking for the faults in others usually make no time to correct their own. - Art Jonak

Increasingly, search is our mechanism for how we understand ourselves, our world, and our place within it. - John Battelle

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis


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