QuotaBillsIn a pig's dye - Archie Bunker
Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown
We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln
Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black
Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown
Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower
If at first you don't escape, try try again. - Gulag Motto
Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn
War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch
Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr
Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln
Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander
An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe
The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown
If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown
Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com