Pigscape

In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

If at first you don't escape, try try again. - Gulag Motto

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson