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Pipeline Protesters

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Pipeline Protesters thanks to Barry McCartney

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The price of purity is purists. - Calvin Trillin

Counsel: Advice with a price tag - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The price of progress is trouble. - Charles F Kettering

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

iWhiner: A person who cries because after they bought a piece of technology, the price drops - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba


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