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Pipeline Protesters

Easy to follow instructions for pipeline protesters

Pipeline Protesters thanks to Barry McCartney

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The price of purity is purists. - Calvin Trillin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus


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