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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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