Plastered Wall Plasterer

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. - Robert Frost

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

From the heights of these pyramids, forty centuries look down on us. - Napoleon Bonaparte

This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height. - Dejan Stojanovic

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

In a mist the heights can for the most part see each other; but the valleys cannot. - Augustus William Hare

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

You'll be on your way up! You'll be seeing great sights! You'll join the high fliers who soar to high heights. - Dr. Seuss

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster