Plastered Wall Plasterer

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

From the heights of these pyramids, forty centuries look down on us. - Napoleon Bonaparte

This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height. - Dejan Stojanovic

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster