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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

Sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions. - Unknown

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

Je Ne Sais Quoi: Sorry, I don’t know what this means... - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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