Polite Canadian Bus Drivers

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Sorry, I'm still a dialectical materialist. - Fidel Castro

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

Sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions. - Unknown

Je Ne Sais Quoi: Sorry, I don’t know what this means... - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I'm sorry I slapped you. It's just that you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked. - Bill Murray

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin