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QuotaBillsCanada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood
Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson
Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier
I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears
Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson
Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau
I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X
Sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions. - Unknown
Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky
Je Ne Sais Quoi: Sorry, I don’t know what this means... - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough
Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane
Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan
I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy
For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman
Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt
As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson
Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood
Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid